Year 7: The Dame who Swallows

Hairy is so sick of the same shit happeneing year after year and can't believe it (tho isn't at all suprised) when he ends up on yet another dumb ass mission to help save the world or whatever the fuck it is this time. Hairy needs to find the Dame who Swallows so he can pump his DNA down some whore's throat which represents the soul of Voldofart, or Hairy's soul. Or something else, Hairy is not really sure, he just wants to get a nice sloppy beej and end this retarded series forever.

Unfortuntely things go badly for our young hero. He isn't able to destory the last Whorecrux and Draco Malfart, who this entire time has been the real bad guy (no fuckin shit?) gets his hands on the Eldongs Wand. Malfart uses the wand to savagely savage Hairy's pooper. It is a sodomizing for the ages and Hairy is devestated, expecially his ass region.

Hairy decides to give up magic forever, recongizing that it is akin to pagan witchcraft, and recommits himself to the Christian faith. As a born again, Hairy does not believe in birth control and starts banging his best friend's sister, Gina Sleazly, raw dog.

Epilouge:

It's 19 years later and Gyna squirted out 3 kids that Hairy is stuck supporting. Hairy is miserable and bored and the scar on his ball sack has not itched since the savaging of his ass all those years ago.

"Way to go bitch, you fucked it all up," Hairy said to his wife.

"Shut the fuck up you whiney, buttfucking son of a bitch. What have you got to complain about, huh? I take care of your two biggest needs in life, don't I?" Gyna replies.

"And what would those be?"

"I keep your belly full and your balls empty."

"Yeah. Yeah I guess you do. I love you, you fucking cunt."

"Up yours, queer."

The fucking end.